ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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