white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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