She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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