Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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