And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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