Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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