I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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