i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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