We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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