Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
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