we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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