You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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