i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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