Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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