He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Let's get the cat blown out
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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