Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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