Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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