In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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