Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
