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Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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