Are we in a gay sports bar?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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