69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Randomize