he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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