Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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