my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
His nipple licking is glorious
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