That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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