Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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