he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I am spending my child support on dildos
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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