either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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