Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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