therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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