In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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