we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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