never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
the raccoons are back...
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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