I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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