lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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