The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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