She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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