i don't like sucking hair
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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