OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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