I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
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