So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Randomize
