Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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