Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
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