Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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