I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Be still, my beating vagina.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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