I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
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