Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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