i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Randomize
