Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
