i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Are we still banned from the library?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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