I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Porn is love you can see.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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