yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Come share oat with me in your robe
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Randomize