I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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