Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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