i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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