I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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