I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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